Name: Haze (Little Bird, Smallfry, Hasselhoffenhafen, the Hoff, Chickenleg, Toots)

Instruments: piano, bass, guitar, whistles, vocals

Where born and raised: 'the shire'

Height: 5 foot something

Hair/eye colour: blondy-brownish/bluey greeny grey

Shoe size: 5 and a half

Top 5 albums of all time (to date): Crazy Penis, Wicked is Music + Gotan Project, La Revancha del Tango + AIM, Cold Water Music + K's Choice, Paradise in Me

Influences: K's Choice, Ben Folds 5, Bananaman

Previous jobs: barmaid, lightbulb expert

When first began playing: 5ish...?

What provoked you into picking up your first musical instrument: it made lots of noise (Meg's tiny plastic drumkit)

Favourite perfume: Nina Ricci, Les Belles de Ricci

Favourite pants: spotty boxers

Favourite place in the whole world: St Cyrus beach

Weirdest thing that's ever happened to you: I once ripped a paper globe light shade to bits in my sleep!!
weirdo.

hobbies: sailing/eating/going to gigs/swimming/frizamabee/drinking lots of beer/playing sh*thead/scootingaboot

motto you live your life by: "chocolate chip cookies stop things being spooky"

ambitions: to sail all over the world and come home with my own boat/to skydive over the sea/to overcome my stupid vertigo!!/to learn Spanish and French/to see penguins in Antarctica and polar bears in the Arctic/to eat big chillis and see elephants in Sri Lanka/to dance the flamenco in Mexico/to wear snow flippers in Canada/to knock back a line of vodka shots in Russia and then grow a huge turnip in my own garden in Scotland...